Springtime for Springer
Before I start there are two groups of people I want
to thank. First, the BBC for airing 'Jerry Springer the Opera' and the
second is the Christian right for ensuring that everyone in the country
knew it was on.
The second thing I'd better do is warn you that this
article includes a small amount of salty and robust language. It's fairly difficult to
write a review of Jerry Springer the Opera without the occasional fuck.
This production has been surrounded by one of those
strange furores that occasionally happen in this country. It included
exaggerated claims about the amount of swearing in the show and the idea
Now I find it hard to imagine one of these sad people
whose job includes counting swear words - do you think they
were an employee or did this voluntarily, tutting and frowning all the
way as they slow motioned through the entire thing, Counting the number
of cast members who sang out "ass-hole"?
I hope this does not provoke some sort of Stakhanovite
tendency among musicals though, each one attempting to outdo the next.
"We're proud to announce that cunt production is up ten percent this
year comrade director." No, that wouldn't do.
Being on the Christian right means you get to pick and
choose your Bible. It becomes obligatory
to cast the first stone for instance and judge others without
relinquishing reciprocal judging protection. Loving your
neighbour is strictly OUT, and thou shalt only kill people you reckon
really deserve it.
I may have missed something but did these people ever
come out against the screening of the actual Jerry Springer? Surely that
was far more deserving of accusations of diabolical practices. I watched
very carefully and in terms of actual blasphemy I'm not sure God would
that bothered compared to everything else that is happening in the
Before I started watching I admit I had my doubts, I
was worried this was to be a send up of a genre that had gone so far it
can't even send up itself - but I was happily surprised that not only
did the show deal with real themes intelligently, it was also a bit of a lark.
Some commentators have cast scorn on the production
saying that it didn't really understand or do justice to it's subject,
Jerry Springer. I think these commentators did not understand that
Springer was the vehicle of the piece but that its core was far deeper
than commentary on a tacky TV show.
There was only one producers style moment with
the high kicking, dancing KKK chorus line, and frankly, that was at
the very moment when the entire thrust of the show was transformed - it was
acknowledging that this was not going to be about saying isn't Jerry
Springer a cheap, vulgar show. We don't need an opera for that.
I began to get quite nervous at the beginning due to
the number of warnings we were subjected to. Two before the show, one at
the start of the show and then two more before the second act. Has this ever happened
before? Another record? But the warnings all primed us that we were
in for a real treat, and they were not wrong.
One of the things that impressed me most was the structure
of the entire piece. The way it played with the look and feel of the TV
studio. The look of it, the shapes and sizes of the singers, the fake
audience layered upon the real audience.
The form of it warnings, warm up, audience
participation, commercials (which I thought were particularly comical)
and the sharp break and turn it takes going into the second half.
There has been a tendency among people commenting on
this (even those who apparently have seen it) to say that the main fun
lies in the swearing. I've got to say this is rubbish. First of all
there isn't THAT much swearing in it. The swear counter probably knocks
up more than half the expletives in the final song frankly and most of
the rest seemed to me at least to simply mirror the way that people talk
in certain situations.
I don't know if you've ever seen South Park the movie
but there is a very funny song where the refrain goes "Shut your fuckin'
face uncle fucker." which genuinely was about swearing for the hell of
it. There was very little of that in Jerry Springer the Opera. A little
bit, but not a lot.
Probably the most unexpected aspect to the 'Opera' was
the fact that it probes some serious questions, including theological
ones. It doesn't answer them in any definitive way thank God and at
times it is morally ambiguous, but the exploration of the Devil's fall
from heaven and Man's fall from Grace were genuinely thought provoking I
thought, and not in an RE kind f way either.
The conclusion that there are "no absolutes of good
and evil" and that the Devil and Jesus both had their pro's and con's
was a bit lame considering what had gone before but did fit with the
idea where Springer says "I don't solve problems, I just televise them"
All in all this was witty, spectacular, playful in the healthiest way and
grappled with deep and interesting themes about the shape of society.
Whether it was deep philosophically or comes up with satisfactory
answers, well, probably not, but then neither did Cats. What do you
But all of this aside, the best thing about Jerry
Springer the Opera was simply that it was very, very funny. Thanks once